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The new (ish) AMA president Dr Andrew Pesce is a charming, thoughtful and compassionate guy…

“THE new head of the Australian Medical Association has said single women and gay couples should not have access to IVF.

Dr Andrew Pesce, elected AMA federal president in May, told the Sunday Herald Sun that IVF should not be a “lifestyle choice” and use of the treatment by same sex couples went against the “natural order”.

“Fertility treatment is there to treat diseases that cause infertility, it shouldn’t be there as a lifestyle choice,” Dr Pesce said.”

Straight from my favourite bad news source news.com.au.

“For example, single women (who choose IVF) don’t have a disease, they just don’t have a partner. Same-sex couples, they don’t have disease but they are using an option that gets around the natural order of things.”

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.

Anyway lets break this down…

1. “Against the natural order of things” immediately singles him out as possibly retarded (I don’t have to be PC, I aint president of no thang). Has he not seen any of those documentaries about faggo animals bumming each other in the bush. And by bush I mean actual bush. Nevermind. Jungle. Also, according to my flatmate who is a doctor and therefore must be a reliable source, all giraffes are gay. Massive poofs, the lots of them. Actually FM was more specific and said about 70 percent.

2. “Using an option”. Homosexuality not being a choice aside, “using an option”??!!? Since when are presidents of things allowed to use Engerish to get their point across? I’m going to use this in conversation.

“Will that be cheque or savings?”

“I will be using an option savings, for thanking you”

In case anyone was wondering what this guy looks like…

SACK HIM, SACK HIM, SACK HIM, LEMME HEAR Y’ALL