angelamaryclaire

1. If you can avoid bringing a pram, avoid it. For gods sake. Everyone hates you.

2. If you are stopping to read a menu, don’t stop in the middle of the walk way. Get out of the goddamn way, everyone hates you.

3. Don’t eat while walking along if you are going to stop every five seconds to wipe curry spots off your revolting obese chin layers. Everyone hates you.

4. Don’t rave about how awesome the cover band is because it makes you look retarded. Everyone hates you.

5. If the street performers ask you to move forward, move forward. Or fuck off. Everyone hates you.